There once was a boy named Draco, Destined to be a thug. His parents were cool with Voldemort, Who gave him an awkward hug.
Enter, stranger, but take heed
Of what awaits the sin of greed,
For those who take, but do not earn,
Must pay most dearly in their turn.
So if you seek beneath our floors
A treasure that was never yours,
Thief, you have been warned, beware
Of finding more than treasure there.
Happy 25th birthday Tom Felton!